Terrorist Threats In Bad Engrish

Hacking Sony Pictures computers wasn’t good enough for the North Koreans. Now they want to scare you away from ever seeing “The Interview.” Like another pairing of Seth Rogen and James Franco wasn’t enough to keep you away.

The biggest problem for these wannabe-terrorists though is that their threats sounds more like cheap watch instructions written by an Asian factory worker who hasn’t seen daylight in two weeks.